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My kids continue to astound me and make me laugh

I have certainly written a bunch of posts about my children and the funny stuff that they say and do, but I realized it had been awhile since my last "kid" post.  Time to change that.

We are about eight weeks away from having our fourth child now (!).  I don't know if it's related or not, but Abby (our almost-three-year-old) seems to be getting more and more naughty, and finding new and inventive ways to misbehave.  Actually, I do know - she's just a two year old kid who is testing her limits.  I mentioned to Pam earlier when I was trying to prepare lunch for the kids that having Abby around was much like having a climbing octopus in the kitchen with me. 

At any rate, one of Abby's interests appears to be fashion, as she spends much of her day changing clothes.  Her new favorite catch phrase is, "I like your shirt!".  She says this to every member of the family now:

ME: Hi, Abby!

ABBY: I like your shirt!

ME: Well, thanks.  I like your shirt, too.

ABBY: It's very colorful.

This conversation is repeated many times daily.  Lather, rinse, repeat.

Since we have started potty training now, Abby often just takes off her diaper and runs around bottomless in the house.  The other day, Pam asked, "Abby, why are you so naked?".  Without missing a beat, Abby replied, "Because I don't have any clothes on."  DUH!

A few days ago, after breakfast, I was chatting with Brandon and Aleah (10 and 7) about what they might want to do when they grow up.  Pretty standard fare in many homes, I would assume.  But not in the Crouch house:

ALEAH: I want to create a time machine. 

BRANDON: I want to develop something that I can inject into people to increase their white blood cell count.

Um....wow.

As we talked more, I realized that Aleah had given some serious thought to this idea.  "I'll probably have to make it holographic if I want to go back and see dinosaurs."  I love the fact that she has been thinking about her own safety while time travelling.  Who am I to quell this type of creative endeavor?

I was talking to Brandon one night earlier this month, and this is an almost-verbatim quote from my child:

"Dad, there's so much death and dying.  I think I might want to be a doctor.  That way, I can help to extend lives, at least for a little while."

Color me proud.

 

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Comments

Jason, I love all your children's quotes. Brandon definitely has that future doctor mentality on his mind with increasing the white blood cell count. Tell him to hurry up and get through med school so he can support old Pop who'd like to retire. Good luck with the fourth one. The time quickly appoacheth!

Posted by Gary Woltal - Assoc. Broker REALTOR® SFR Dallas Ft. Worth (Keller Williams Realty) over 3 years ago

Jason, I love all your posts but sharing your childrens' ideas, concepts, thoughts and dreams is just something that reaches the top of the page for me.  Abby is so precious and I can't wait for #4 to begin broadcasting.  Keep us posted with photos, please.

Posted by Barb Van Stensel over 3 years ago

Colour me proud !  I love that line ! :-) Writing them down here you'll have them forever......I remember thinking there were profound things they said that I'd NEVER forget them......unfortunately you do................So... Dear Diary - I am passionate about my Kids! Help me never to forget! :-)

Posted by Liz Moras ~ Chilliwack Realtor, Garrison Crossing,Chilliwack, Abbotsford (Harrison Hot Springs, Cultus Lake) over 3 years ago

Hey Jason, you are a proud dad!!  The good thing is they don't stay the same for very long.  It is just a great big adventure.  Keep up the good work!!!

Posted by Karen Inch (Crane Financial Group) over 3 years ago

Jason, I love stories about other's children.  Thanks for sharing them with us! 

Posted by Susan Mangigian, Chester County Homes Delaware and Chester County Offices! (RE/MAX Preferred, West Chester, PA, RS152252A) over 3 years ago

Our little guy is almost 2, and he's already in the "climbing octopus" stage.  I see that I have a bit more time to "enjoy" this stage.  And it's already obvious that your kids will do GREAT things in this world!

Posted by Jim & Maria Hart ~ Charleston, SC Real Estate (Brand Name Real Estate) over 3 years ago

My what great content makers you have for your Blog. You obviously have very thoughtful children. Always good to hear what they are saying.

Posted by Ellie McIntire Homes for sale in Howard County Maryland (Ellicott City Clarksville Howard County Maryland Real Estate) over 3 years ago

Jason - Hmmm sounds like Abby = me around that age - my mom always complained about me changing clothes several times a day - and yes, I went bottomless frequently too... Especially when doing dishes - hey the pants always got splashed on anyway. LOL. ~Rita

Posted by Kenna Real Estate over 3 years ago

Jason, pretty cool. 

Posted by Omaha, NE Real Estate | Omaha, NE homes for sale ~ Alliance Real Estate (Alliance Real Estate) over 3 years ago

Love your shirt...it's got a great color "proud papa"! :)  Thanks for sharing about your kiddos!  So adorable.  I remember taking our climbing octopus (now 10) camping at 15 months.  Oh my--what were we thinking!!  She stayed in the backpack most of the time as she would just dart out into the woods (read poison ivy).

Posted by Sonja Patterson (RE/MAX Realty Center) over 3 years ago

Jason,

Absolutely adorable...every single one of them....being a fashion conscious girl myself I can certainly relate to Abby....and love the line color me proud!  Can't wait to hear about #4!!!

Lori Cofer Pullman WA

Posted by LORI COFER ~ PULLMAN WA -- Realtor® ~ 509-330-0086 (Beasley Realty) over 3 years ago

Jason, it sounds like you have those jewels pointed into the right direction.  Enjoy them while you can!

Posted by William Feela Realtor 651-674-5999 No. Branch,MN (WHISPERING PINES REALTY) over 3 years ago

Hi Jason...I color you proud and filled with happiness.

Color me content.  I always feel that way when I read about your family and your children's cleverness.

If I'm still around, Brandon can be my doc.

Kate

P.S.  Oh, and Jason, please change your shirt.  You've been wearing that brown one for way too long.  Please ask Abby to pick out another one for you. 

Posted by Kate Elim, Realtor® 540-226-1964 Selling Homes & Land at LAKE ANNA over 3 years ago

You have an amazingly bright group of children.  Or maybe not so amazing - after all. their mother is a pretty smart lady.  :)

OK - dad is no slouch either.

Posted by Carol Smith (Casmi Photography) over 3 years ago

Wow! And I thought MY kids were special! Color you proud, indeed...Thanks for the uplifting post.

Posted by Kim Southern - Blue Ridge Real Estate (Century 21 Professional Realty Group) over 3 years ago

Hey Jason!  Thanks for sharing your family and I certainly can see why you are such a "proud papa"  I would be too.  I love your children posts as it brings back many treasured memories.  I agree let Abby pick you a new colour shirt!  The Joys of kids!

Posted by Dona Reynolds, ST JOSEPH MO (Prudential Summers Realtors) over 3 years ago

Most of the time, kids have the best things to say.

Posted by JL Boney, III Columbia, SC Real Estate (Russell and Jeffcoat) over 3 years ago

Jason

Enjoy these precious moments. They are some of the best you will ever have in life!

Posted by Trey Thurmond, College Station , Texas Homes (Brazosland Classic Realty) over 3 years ago

Jason- Kids say the darnest things, don't they! Glad you are writing them all down:) Time goes by so fast.

Posted by Nestor & Katerina Gasset Realtors® Wellington Florida Homes For Sale (International Properties and Investments LLC) over 3 years ago

At those ages they are awfully cute - enjoy them while they are little.

Posted by Benjamin Realty LLC over 3 years ago

I love your storytelling and it sounds like you got some great kids that make very material for your posts.

Posted by Ryan Shaughnessy, Broker/Attorney - Your Lafayette Square Real Estate Partner (PREA Signature Realty - www.preasignaturerealty.com) over 3 years ago

Hearing stories about your kids is great.....I start to remember when mine were little and some of their ideas.  I wish I'd written them all down so I could remember better.

Posted by Ann Allen CDPE SRES ASP e-PRO REALTOR® ~ Hoover AL Homes for Sale (RE/MAX Advantage South) over 3 years ago

Jason if your daughter ever ends up with that Time Machine, I'd like to use it! I wish my kids were little again, this time is so precious!

Posted by Teresa K. Nelson (Windermere Real Estate SBA, Inc.) over 3 years ago

Jason - I found your post interesting and entertaining --- I have a 5 year old granddaughter who is very fashion oriented --- she changes many times a day.

Mama Liz's Signature

Posted by Liz Loadholt- AgentOwned Realty- Covering SC over 3 years ago

Jason - I love it when you share about your kids.  It brings back so many memories...  :)

Posted by Debi Ernst GRI, e-PRO, Broker/Sales Associate (St. Charles County, Missouri - Prudential Alliance Realtors) over 3 years ago

"Dad, there's so much death and dying.  I think I might want to be a doctor.  That way, I can help to extend lives, at least for a little while."

That's amazing for a ten-year old!

Posted by Bruce Brockmeier - Coached By Crouch (Internet Marketing Consultant to REALTORS®) over 3 years ago

Your kids give me hope for the future of this country Jason.  We sure do need more parents of young ones to expand their minds and let them dream.

Posted by Tammy Lankford/Broker Lane Realty Lake Sinclair-Central GA over 3 years ago

Aww great post Jason! I love learning more about your children--they sound wonderful! I loved the description of your daughter as a "climbing octupus"--that picture just made me laugh!

Have a great day,

Anne Rains

Posted by Anne Rains -Bethlehem Georgia Real Estate Agent (Real Estate Agent for Keller Williams, Atlanta Partners) over 3 years ago

Jason, those are such cute conversations and I am impressed by your older kids' thought processes! Wow! I would use your son as my doctor once he is practicing if you were just a little closer to Spokane.

My 2 3/4 year old does the same thing- takes off her undies to go potty or for bath and runs around naked. Then my 5 year old son wants to do it too! I have no doubt that our girls would get along nicely. Brooke is very into clothes as well but they have to be pink! How about jeans? "No, I want pink pants!"  Do you want to wear this pretty purple shirt with butterflies? "No, I want to wear a pink shirt!" I am even painting her room this weekend. You guessed it, pink!

Posted by Libby Cousins- Contract Mortgage Processor (Extraordinary Processing) over 3 years ago

Jason,

Your family sounds soooo fun! Love the kids quotes! I like yours "color me proud". Our grandkids are so special and we are so fortunate to have them living in the same town so we can be part of the lives. They are growing up way too fast!

Posted by Dorie Dillard Realtor® Canyon Creek NW Austin TX homes for sale (Coldwell Banker United Realtors) over 3 years ago

Kids are the best. My favorite times were from 2 to 12. The energy and life they have will astound you.

Posted by Terry Miller over 3 years ago

Jason - your kids are a chip off the ole block if you ask me.  I could easily see them on that old show Bill Cosby had Kids say the darnest things and them moving the camera over to you seeing you grin from ear to ear.  I love it and always love that you share these fun stories with all your readers. ~Anne Marie

Posted by Anne Marie Malfi, Real Estate Marketing Consultant/Virtual Asst, Bucks County,PA (Malfi Marketing Solutions ~ for real estate professionals) over 3 years ago

I know that this is an old post but I enjoyed reading about your 2 year old (probably 3 or 4 now) since I have a 2 year old also. Your story sounded much like my little munchkin!

Posted by Ryan Cha, Broker (RC Edwards Realty Dallas/Fort Worth, Texas) about 2 years ago

Ryan - This was about a year ago - she'll be four next week.  :)

Posted by Jason Crouch, Broker - Austin Texas Real Estate (512-796-7653) (Austin Texas Homes, LLC) about 2 years ago

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